Kanye West’s Egotistical Funeral

on Monday, December 5, 2011

Kanye West’s Egotistical Funeral

We everything clearly know that Kanye West has very the ego but he’s lastly even outdone himself by incredibly surpassing his own ego. You just can’t believe who he wants at his burial and the words he actually believes his mourners would as a matter of fact say.

“I was just thinking approximately my funeral and stuff a brace days ago and thinking who would be at the funeral, I wanna get world leaders that were, like, conceited, that said, you know, ‘Kanye gave me my bullet here.’ or ‘he pushed me,’ or ‘he told me to give faith to in myself,’ or ‘when I axiom this, it made me feel like that.’ I wanna change people like that when I, like, lunge away. I’m on a prosecution of awesomeness, excellence is the unclothed minimum”, reports VOYR.

I just be possible to’t believe that Kanye would venture his music would have been an encouragement to become a world corypheus. It just doesn’t make faculty of perception; Kanye just keeps making himself tend hitherward off stupider all the time. It’s a trivial out of hand how he’s reflecting so high of himself, when he’s in truth full of it. Kanye hasn’t been a massy asset to Hip-Hop, he hasn’t changed it or made anything that’s divisible by two amazed anyone. I believe he’s a rapper who’s only slightly above average, and that’s it.

Watch, nearest time Kanye starts thinking about his “~ rites” he’s going to tell us for what cause Jesus, the ghost of Gandhi, the Easter bunny, Santa Clause, and the Tooth Fairy are going to exist there. I just can’t take what must being going through Kanye’s beginning for him to actually say of that kind ridiculous things. If there’s person thing he’ll be remembered despite when he passes, it won’t have ~ing his music but his one of a benevolent ego.

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Tupac’s Sex Tape Sounds About Right


Tupac Shakur Sex TapeEclipsed sole by the news of more Arrested Development, a sex tape featuring Tupac Shakur is make the rounds and you’ll not believe it involves a hip-hop artist making a woman blow him in ~ elevation of a room full of populate while he holds a blunt. I reasoning I entered a parallel universe. TMZ reports:



The tape, missile in 1991, begins with a hunch of groupies in a living chamber during a house party. Tupac walks into the extent with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt right side … sporting several chains.

Tupac — whose direct is shaved — pulls one of the women in the direction of him, and she begins performing nuncupative sex. As she does her portion, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, during the time that Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips.

And it gets equitable better. As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in some hand and a blunt in any other, Money B from Digital Underground walks throughout to him. Tupac puts his cocktail inlet around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman none stops.



So, basically Tupac’s sex tape is each rap video since 1991. Wow, render impassable the presses. Except you know the sort of would’ve been awesome? If one of the groupies turned out to subsist Sarah Palin, and everyone’s everything like, “Damn, Pac, you more appropriate bang that bitch with the hunting rifle ‘fore shit gets positive. Says she wants it in a helicopter, yo.” From in that place I like to imagine one lands without circumlocution in the living room causing the bathroom means to blow open while the dad from Friday‘s taking a shit.



Adding… Yes, I seriously believe John Witherspoon is always adhering every black person’s attire at any given moment. Don’t subsist frontin’.



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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

on Thursday, November 3, 2011

The location should be back and working victory than ever…yesterday was exhausted uploading posts that no one could consider or read which was something I am used to seeing that no one reads anything I establish….but that doesn’t sadden me…I actually hate principally people because they are idiots….in such a manner hanging out with myself prevents earnest anger issues….good times.

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Lady GaGa Bathes in Blood For Satan

on Wednesday, October 5, 2011


Lady GaGa Sting iHeartRadioWe’re moreover late. The summoning dance has begun!



I friendship a good conspiracy theory. Mostly for the reason that it helps me systematically remove the many the crowd from my life dumb enough to credit things like Jenny McCarthy is muffle right about vaccines causing autism, or Obama is privately waiting until his second term to pilfer all your guns and hand them to Osama crib Laden who’s still alive. The stuff of fucking idiots whether you will. Anyway, one of the greater degree of prevalent conspiracy theories that people in earnest believe is the existence of the Illuminati and its recondite practice of employing celebrities like Kanye West and Lady GaGa to transmute the world to Satanism. Except sometimes these celebrities forget to drain the bathtub abounding of blood they just waded in by means of the Dark Lord’s preside over forcing a maid to report them to Scotland Yard and allowing New World Order-junkie sites like Truthquake.com to come by to the bottom of things:



A housekeeper at London’s Intercontinental Hotel reported without ceasing Sunday that Lady Gaga, during a antecedent stay this summer, left large amounts of life-current in the bathtub of the in fashion suite the pop princess occupied in July.

She reported the relating to the concierge, Andrea Miller, at the time and was told to express it out of her mind.

The female servant’s name is being withheld ~ means of Scotland Yard for her protection.

Whether this falling was a Satanic ritual or not is dark. [Ed. Note: Apparently you can correct add that line into news stories it being so that. "Joe Samson ordered his quarter pounder with extra pickles, but whether it was a Satanic formulary of worship or not is unknown."]

It was moreover noted to our reporter that at the time of the falling Lady Gaga met with leaders of the Scottish Rite Freemasons, what one. is an organization known to exist a link between the Illuminati and members of the British imperial family.



Using logic – my primeval mistake – I’d with appearance of truth remember that Lady GaGa is constantly covered by fake blood during her stage look, so that basically solves that calling. But then again, that’s exactly the sort of she wants us to think, likewise just assume she opened a passage-way to the demon world allowing Lucifer himself to be absorbed the United Nations using the Royal Cloak of Invisibility. Also, I design this pretty much proves it:



She performed by her band and later with the androgynous musician Sting.



The bisexual musician Sting?! We’re fucked.



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The Irish Made Rihanna Cover Up

on Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Rihanna ToplessIf you clicked through yesterday’s The Crap We Missed, you power have noticed Rihanna shooting a video in Ireland wearing what appears to be a bikini made revealed of red bandanas. Turns out the cultivator who owns the field also noticed and plant his good Catholic Protestant sensibilities to have ~ing offended. BBC News reports:

“I deliberation it was inappropriate. I requested them to come to a stand and they did,” he explained.
“I had my conference with Rihanna and I hope she understands whither I’m coming from. We shook hands,” he declared.
Mr Graham admitted that he did not apprehend who the 23-year-old sex symbol was when he got a phone send for to ask for the use of his ~ of battle in Bangor, County Down, for a unexpectedly video last week.
“I didn’t apprehend who was coming. If the distinction ‘Rihanna’ had been mentioned, well, none disrespect but it wouldn’t be delivered of meant anything,” he explained.
… “From my witticism of view, it was my district, I have an ethos and I felt it was out of place.
“I wish no ill resoluteness against Rihanna and her friends. Perhaps they could communicate to themselves with a greater God,” he reported.

I should probably mention that photos came in this daybreak showing Rihanna running around completely topless for the time of the shoot, so there’s that. But equitable for future reference, let’s constitute sure we’re all undeniable on what’s acceptable in Ireland and which’s not:

- Drinking yourself into a commonwealth of self-pissification. Acceptable.
- Punching women in the assurance. Acceptable.
- Practicing a religion that allows body of ecclesiastics to rape young boys in the rant. Acceptable.
- Blowing up Protestants. Acceptable.
- Women’s breasts in a room. Unacceptable. “Yell fright’n the pataydoes.”

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Football's 25 Funniest Commericals Ever


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WWE Divas Volume 3: The Five Hottest Divas of the PG Era

on Monday, September 26, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan Ignoring Community Service Commitments?

on Thursday, September 22, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Ignoring Community Service Commitments?

Lindsay Lohan was ordered to without fault a total of 480 hours of community service, stemming from her necklace larceny case. Now, we’re opportunity to be heard reports that she’s ignoring her advisers who are acquisition on her back about her commitments.

A spring said, “Lindsay has completed well-nigh 60 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center. Lindsay hasn’t accomplished any time at the morgue. Lindsay has completed her shoplifters awareness class but is falling behind on her other commitments. Lindsay’s team is effective her she needs to log betokening time to show the judge that she is laboring towards completing her hours, but she is ignoring the,. Lindsay’s the reason why is that she has a year to full the service, so she isn’t concerned with regard to it right now.”

Her publicist reported, “Lindsay has been working same closely with her advisers to moral the demands of making a lively while at the same time fulfilling her court-mandated obligations.”

Of hunt, her father had to chime in there with some obnoxious crap. He added, “While she is elegant I am concerned about her community service at hand. Her lawyers and I require done all we can to solemnize her out of jail and the endure thing in the world I desire to see is her to finish violated. I just want to escort her back where she was at the most of all part of her life. The merely way she will accomplish that is allowing that we as a family put our differences aside and heal these wounds. This is not something a band aid can fix.”

She’s “elegant”?!?? Perhaps after a few drinks? If she doesn’t throw human being at you, that is.

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Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

on Wednesday, September 21, 2011

I axiom the craziest shit ever….

There is an inuit home for people from the shrewd north to come to the city for whatever reason and never adieu because they get caught up ~ward drinking and not wanting to live in the sea north….

So I’m walking on the ground the street and I see this crazy looking motherfucker who I ween just left a school shooting and he walks up to a damsel, throws her to the ground, drags her into ~y alley and I’m wondering on the supposition that I should help, but I’m none hero, so I wait a scarcely any minutes, walk by the alley, cuz I’m semi-concerned and don’t poverty to be responsible for a dying indirectly, and bitch is wiping her fucking pussy through toilet paper….making me conclude I just witnessed a rape fantasy in large daylight….

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