Kanye West’s Egotistical Funeral

We everything clearly know that Kanye West has very the ego but he’s lastly even outdone himself by incredibly surpassing his own ego. You just can’t believe who he wants at his burial and the words he actually believes his mourners would as a matter of fact say.

“I was just thinking approximately my funeral and stuff a brace days ago and thinking who would be at the funeral, I wanna get world leaders that were, like, conceited, that said, you know, ‘Kanye gave me my bullet here.’ or ‘he pushed me,’ or ‘he told me to give faith to in myself,’ or ‘when I axiom this, it made me feel like that.’ I wanna change people like that when I, like, lunge away. I’m on a prosecution of awesomeness, excellence is the unclothed minimum”, reports VOYR.

I just be possible to’t believe that Kanye would venture his music would have been an encouragement to become a world corypheus. It just doesn’t make faculty of perception; Kanye just keeps making himself tend hitherward off stupider all the time. It’s a trivial out of hand how he’s reflecting so high of himself, when he’s in truth full of it. Kanye hasn’t been a massy asset to Hip-Hop, he hasn’t changed it or made anything that’s divisible by two amazed anyone. I believe he’s a rapper who’s only slightly above average, and that’s it.

Watch, nearest time Kanye starts thinking about his “~ rites” he’s going to tell us for what cause Jesus, the ghost of Gandhi, the Easter bunny, Santa Clause, and the Tooth Fairy are going to exist there. I just can’t take what must being going through Kanye’s beginning for him to actually say of that kind ridiculous things. If there’s person thing he’ll be remembered despite when he passes, it won’t have ~ing his music but his one of a benevolent ego.

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Tupac’s Sex Tape Sounds About Right

Eclipsed sole by the news of more Arrested Development, a sex tape featuring Tupac Shakur is make the rounds and you’ll not believe it involves a hip-hop artist making a woman blow him in ~ elevation of a room full of populate while he holds a blunt. I reasoning I entered a parallel universe. TMZ reports:

The tape, missile in 1991, begins with a hunch of groupies in a living chamber during a house party. Tupac walks into the extent with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt right side … sporting several chains.

Tupac — whose direct is shaved — pulls one of the women in the direction of him, and she begins performing nuncupative sex. As she does her portion, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, during the time that Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips.

And it gets equitable better. As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in some hand and a blunt in any other, Money B from Digital Underground walks throughout to him. Tupac puts his cocktail inlet around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman none stops.

So, basically Tupac’s sex tape is each rap video since 1991. Wow, render impassable the presses. Except you know the sort of would’ve been awesome? If one of the groupies turned out to subsist Sarah Palin, and everyone’s everything like, “Damn, Pac, you more appropriate bang that bitch with the hunting rifle ‘fore shit gets positive. Says she wants it in a helicopter, yo.” From in that place I like to imagine one lands without circumlocution in the living room causing the bathroom means to blow open while the dad from Friday‘s taking a shit.

Adding… Yes, I seriously believe John Witherspoon is always adhering every black person’s attire at any given moment. Don’t subsist frontin’.

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